♥ Urfriendnika ♥

17. Cali girl. L.A. bound.


I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via fitnessisfitfor-me)

  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo


what did gatsby say when myrtle got hit by a car

oopsie daisy

(via me-aprincess-shut-up)


I hate it when I discover a song and some months later they play it on the radio all the time,

no, that’s my song I don’t want everyone to know it

(via ryanthetwit)




imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerbiologist, via teamleovaldezz)



not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

(Source: goojiras, via robert-downey-jesus)