♥ Urfriendnika ♥

18. Cali girl. L.A. bound.



 

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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dialupmodem:

it’s hard to be swaggie in this economy 

 

 

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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(Source: skaijacksonvevo)

 

dogs99999:

I don’t think I should ever have kids bc I was thinking about it… And kids always go to sleepover birthday parties and fuck with ouija boards and honestly? If I’m being honest? I’m fine. I don’t need kids

 

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

 

 

 

 

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

 


*hears noises at night*:
well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:
here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:
don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:
great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:
I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:
shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

 

 

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)

 

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em