jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
me at the gym
These are all the logos for the different “lands” in Disneyland, from the 1982 Disneyland Guide Book. Took a bit of Photoshopping to get them all clear of obstructions, although I left the Haunted Mansion in New Orleans Square, as it was pretty bare bones without it. It’s the only “land” that didn’t merit a Mickey Mouse appearance!
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN-
but maybe a cute boy would be nice idk
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
i swear i could come on this fucking website say “a dollar is worth more than a penny” and someone would get mad at me for demeaning the sentimental value of the penny their dying grandmother gave them
i don’t remember this episode of american horror story
HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
mini christmas cakes