♥ Urfriendnika ♥

18. Cali girl. L.A. bound.



before discovering lana del rey


after discovering lana del rey





it’s hard to be swaggie in this economy 




when your friend does something embarrassing in public


(Source: skaijacksonvevo)



I don’t think I should ever have kids bc I was thinking about it… And kids always go to sleepover birthday parties and fuck with ouija boards and honestly? If I’m being honest? I’m fine. I don’t need kids


(Source: ruinedchildhood)






"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators


*hears noises at night*:
well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:
here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:
don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:
great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:
I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:
shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary






have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)




My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em