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18. Cali girl. L.A. bound.

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bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

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"For me, education is never a waste of anyones time and it is something I am proud to have accomplished in my life. How hot is it to be not only one of the most fashionable people in the room, but also the most educated. It’s powerful."Lilly Ghalichi (via vidividibombom)

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dennys:

Daniel had a rough day at DenCon. Already in a grumpy mood from missing the continental breakfast at his hotel, it seemed everyone at DenCon decided to be a real jokester today. “The D stands for Denny’s, you clods!” Daniel exclaimed multiple times an hour. How did they not understand?! The convention was explicitly for Denny’s! “It’s so flipping obvious!” he thought. Yet all day long his fellow DenCon attendees ribbed him about the true meaning of the D.
"Hey man, what’s the D?!"
"I bet it stands for Dummy!"
"No, no, the D is for Dingus!"
"He’s Dankey Kang!"
"Dr. Dump!"
And on…and on…and on. And the DenCon attendees were very clever and knew many, many words that start with the letter D. They clearly knew it was for his diner love, but they razzed him and razzed. “Laugh now, Denizens,” Daniel muttered, “but I’ll show you all. I’ll take the grumpiest photo all weekend. I’ll blind you all with my bright, shining, untanned arms. Now to flex juuuuuuuust right…” Daniel concentrated as the photographer readied his camera when suddenly a voice shouted out from the crowd.
"Hey Captain Derp! Nice pose!"
The audience erupted with laughter. A single, angry tear slid down Daniel’s cheek, 

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

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