♥ Urfriendnika ♥

18. Cali girl. L.A. bound.



 

(Source: 2am)

 

real-life-dipper-pines:

delano-laramie:

chharlieday:

this commercial for booking.com just came on and my entire family just stopped for a minute and stared at the television

i did the same thing

the best thing about this is that it’s narrated by drakken from kim possible.

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shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

 

 

 

themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

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somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

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You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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2sp00kyxen:

kuueater

2sp00kyxen:

kuueater

(Source: austoon)

 

radical-skeleton:

its not halloween its hellaween

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taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.